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Elder Tokes: noob enemy team
Elder Tokes: Report them unskilled
DiaBahlical: Will do.
Valkos: LOL THOSE WERE BOTS NOOB
Elder Tokes: Lol whatever man
Elder Tokes: You wish
Valkos: LOL IS THIS KID FOR REAL?
Elder Tokes: Fuck you
Elder Tokes: You suck at the game
Elder Tokes: uninstall
Valkos: YOUR FUCKING KIDDING ME
Valkos: THIS KID THHOUGHT HE WAS PLAYING REAL PEOPLE
Elder Tokes: Im bro cmon
Valkos: LAWL
Elder Tokes: Is this your first game nub?
Valkos: MY MAIN IS PLAT, IM JUS PLAYING AROUND
Elder Tokes: Look at their names it doesnt say Ziggs bot nub
Valkos: kid lawl kid
Elder Tokes: bro lawl bro
DiaBahlical: LOL You guys probably duoed.
Elder Tokes: I would never duo with this trash
Valkos: I DONT KNOW THIS KID
Valkos: I SOLOED
Valkos: noobcake
Elder Tokes: I always solo
Elder Tokes: I dont need a team 1v5 every game
Valkos: ONLY THING YOU SOLO IS URSELF LEL
Elder Tokes: Bro do you want to 1v1
Elder Tokes: I swear I will rek you
Valkos: ILL 1V1 UR MOM LOLO
Elder Tokes: Ill 1v1 ur granny lawl get on my level
Valkos: Yolo
Elder Tokes: Nolo
Valkos: such a fucking kid
Elder Tokes: Omfg I am ur new God
Valkos: LOL GOD IS FAKE, UR FAKE
Elder Tokes: Whatever god is not fake
Elder Tokes: Who make the heavens and the earth? NOT SCIENCE
Valkos: LOL THIS KID
Valkos: SUPER FAG
Elder Tokes: lol this bro
Elder Tokes: Someone settle this
Elder Tokes: WHo is nub?
DiaBahlical: Neither of you!
Valkos: THE GUY WHO FUCKED UR MOM LOLOL
DiaBahlical: You're both beautiful and unique snowflakes.
Elder Tokes: Nope
Elder Tokes: This guy is sleet
Elder Tokes: I am beautiful snowflake he is nub
Valkos: ^ IM LIKE A BREATH OF AIR
Valkos: FRESH
Elder Tokes: Im like fresh oj at sunrise
Valkos: UR LIKE ROTTEN MILK LAWL
Elder Tokes: No I dont
Elder Tokes: You are lie
Valkos: NO ONE WANTS YOU
Valkos: GET IN THE TRASH
Elder Tokes: You smell like trash
Elder Tokes: Food trash
Valkos: IM LIKE
Valkos: SUPER ORGIONAL
Elder Tokes: You are super nub
Elder Tokes: I am origional
Valkos: NO TIME
Valkos: IN DAT MUMS PUSS
Elder Tokes: No my mom just made breakfast, where are you hunh?
Elder Tokes: Not here
Valkos: IN DAT PUSS
Elder Tokes: Listen I will fight you in real life if you dont stop I swear to god bro
Valkos: KID, I PROB MADE U
Elder Tokes: Tell this guy he is more nub than me
Valkos: UR PROB A SKINNY LITTLE BITCH
Elder Tokes: I am king of you
Valkos: YOUR KING OF MY DICK
Elder Tokes: No you are homo
Elder Tokes: You are so homo
Valkos: YO DIA
Elder Tokes: so
Elder Tokes: homo
Valkos: NOT WHAT UR MOM SAID
Valkos: WHEN I WAS IN DAT PUSS
Valkos: U HEAR THE WALLS CREEPIN IN?
Valkos: DATS ME
Valkos: YO DIA
Valkos: YO DIABAHLICAL
DiaBahlical: Yo.
Valkos: YO DAWG
Elder Tokes: I am rubber you are glue
Elder Tokes: Every thing you say bounces from me and makes you homosexual
Valkos: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS NUBCAKE
Elder Tokes: Tell this bro I am his king
DiaBahlical: Sounds like some fabulous rubber.
Valkos: DATS WHAT UR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT
Valkos: LOLO
Elder Tokes: Tell this guy I am king of his house and his mom his my wife
DiaBahlical: Oh hey, I think Elder Tokes wanted you to be informed that he is apparently your king.
Elder Tokes: Tell him Dia
Elder Tokes: See I win
Elder Tokes: You are more nub
DiaBahlical: Apparently there has been a coup?
Valkos: LOL TELL THAT NIGGER HE ISNT NOTHING BUT A LITTLE BITCH
Valkos: JUST LIKE THAT
Valkos: THE ONLY THING HE RULES IS HOMOSEXUALITY
Elder Tokes: Tell him I am his King so he is gay
Valkos: YOLO
DiaBahlical: I don't know whether he is king or queen then.
DiaBahlical: That's too confusing.
Valkos: KING OF HOMOSEXUALITY
Valkos: SEE
Elder Tokes: I am King of you
Valkos: YOU LOOSE LITTLE GIRL
Valkos: KID, CRY, BLANKET, AND BED
Elder Tokes: Uh, well thats where you wrong I am boy
Valkos: 4 WORDS 4 UUUUUUUUUUU
Elder Tokes: I will tell you 4 words
DiaBahlical: But the part about being loose and the blanket and stuff?
Elder Tokes: I am your King
DiaBahlical: Was that still true?
DiaBahlical: Or is that also wrong?
Elder Tokes: No I am not a loose or a blanket
Valkos: NIGGER, HE IS A BLANKET
Elder Tokes: I am not a blanket I tell you again
Valkos: I GOT SOME SHADES
Valkos: THESE SHADES TELL ME URS A HOE
Valkos: BRO, I GOT SUPA FLIGHT
DiaBahlical: I am in doubt that a blanket would be able to type messages into this chat.
Elder Tokes: Yeah thats what I say
Elder Tokes: I am no blanket
Valkos: DIA, STOP PLAYING A DUMB BITCH
Valkos: I NEVER SAID NUTHIN ABNOUT A BLANKET
Valkos: HES A KID
Elder Tokes: Tell Valkos I am king and he is dirty peasant
Valkos: KIDS LIKE BLANKETS
Elder Tokes: I AM NOT A BLANKET
Valkos: ELDER TOKES SOME DICK YOLO
Elder Tokes: You take that back right now
Valkos: BRO, U WANT THE NEXT LEVEL?
Elder Tokes: I am next level
Elder Tokes: You are not
Elder Tokes: I am
Valkos: WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUE
DiaBahlical: Tokes dick?
Valkos: DATS RIGHT
DiaBahlical: That is some voodoo shit right there.
Valkos: GAIS LIKE HIM AMKE IT HAPPEN
DiaBahlical: Does he sever the dicks first, or just toke them while his poor victims are still attached?
Valkos: DIA TELL HIM I WIN
Elder Tokes: Dia you tell him I am league King
DiaBahlical: OK, OK.
DiaBahlical: I think I've got this.
Elder Tokes: Who is win?
DiaBahlical: Valkos, Elder Tokes is league king. Elder Tokes, Valkos win.
Valkos: nope
DiaBahlical: Did I get it right?
Elder Tokes: But which is best, league king or win?
Valkos: U DONE FUCKED UP
DiaBahlical: Damn.
Elder Tokes: Tell him I am best
DiaBahlical: Sorry.
Valkos: TELL THIS SMELLY KID IM BEST
DiaBahlical: Let's see, so...
Elder Tokes: I am transcendance
DiaBahlical: Wait, which one is the smelly kid?
Elder Tokes: Valkos
Valkos: ELDER
Valkos: ELDER TOKES A DICK
Valkos: YOLO
Elder Tokes: You take that back
Elder Tokes: I am not dick, or loose, or blanket
DiaBahlical: "Transcendence" is a big word for a little kid.
Elder Tokes: I am league king
Valkos: SHIT DAWG
DiaBahlical: Are you guys sure that Elder Tokes is a kid?
Valkos: HE HAS GOOGLE
Valkos: SEE
DiaBahlical: Ah.
Elder Tokes: I am no kid
Elder Tokes: Kid cannot King
Elder Tokes: I am king
Valkos: Aurantiaceous
Valkos: I CAN DO DAT TOO
Elder Tokes: King elder tokes not fit so I just assume all know
Valkos: KING OF DICKS YOLO
DiaBahlical: So I'm supposed to use Google to find out which of you wins?
Elder Tokes: I am literally King of San Marino
Valkos: LOL DAT AINT EVEN A PLACE
Valkos: KIDS MAKING UP SHIT
DiaBahlical: Oh, it's a place.
Elder Tokes: Uh no
Valkos: A GOOGLE PLACE
Valkos: LOLO
Elder Tokes: Uh google is bad corporation I use bing for search time
DiaBahlical: What?
DiaBahlical: Oh, hell no.
DiaBahlical: Valkos wins then.
Elder Tokes: No
Elder Tokes: I win you both
Valkos: BOOM
DiaBahlical: No, you lose, you Bing-loving blanket-child.
Valkos: THIS KID DONT EVEN KNO
Elder Tokes: You take that back immediately
Elder Tokes: I am king
Elder Tokes: I am transcendance
DiaBahlical: You can't be transcendence. That's not even possible.
Elder Tokes: Google take 7 dollars from my bank account
Elder Tokes: Its not much but it principle
Elder Tokes: So now I destroy google
Valkos: YO FUK U DIABHLICAL
Elder Tokes: Tell me your IP DIa
Valkos: STEAL KILLING THUG
Elder Tokes: I will find you and kill you rape your family
Elder Tokes: I am king your are dump trash
Elder Tokes: I am transcendance
DiaBahlical: OK, OK.
Valkos: YALL KNO MY FIGHT
Valkos: IS LIKE
DiaBahlical: 192.168.1.1
Valkos: WOW
Elder Tokes: Wrong ip
Elder Tokes: That home for all
Elder Tokes: Give me real ip you scare
DiaBahlical: LOL
DiaBahlical: What are you talking about?
Elder Tokes: I fuck you
DiaBahlical: Yeah?
Elder Tokes: Yes
Valkos: LOL DIA U GETTING PUNKED
Valkos: HE GOT U BY THE BALLS
Valkos: LAWL
Elder Tokes: Tell me you Ip
Elder Tokes: I tell you mine
Elder Tokes: We meet in middle
Elder Tokes: And I fuck you
DiaBahlical: 192.168.1.1
Elder Tokes: No
Valkos: ROLFCOPTOR
Elder Tokes: Dont play coy with me spaceman
DiaBahlical: Why, whatever are you talking about?
Valkos: DIA U GETTING PUNKED SO HARD DAWG
Elder Tokes: I TALK YOUR MOTHER
Elder Tokes: I TALK YOUR GRANDMOTHER
Elder Tokes: I TALK YOU
Elder Tokes: MY DICK
Elder Tokes: I AM TRANSCENDANCE
DiaBahlical: Sorry, I don't know what you mean by "I TALK YOU MY DICK."
Elder Tokes: Take a picture it will last longer
DiaBahlical: Would you like me to do a web search for it?
Elder Tokes: and then i fuck you with it
Valkos: DIAS UR RESPONSE IS MAKIN U LOOK LIKE A LITTKE BITCH
Elder Tokes: I put harness on your grandma
Elder Tokes: Ride her like camal
DiaBahlical: Wait, you'd fuck me with a picture?
DiaBahlical: How would that work?
DiaBahlical: What are the details?
Elder Tokes: You will see
DiaBahlical: No, tell me now!
Elder Tokes: WORLD OF PAIN
Elder Tokes: I SAY YOU FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Valkos: YO DIABAH
Valkos: A/S/L?
Elder Tokes: YOU ARE SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DiaBahlical: 28/M/Seattle
Valkos: UZE A BITCH
Elder Tokes: Seatlle hahahahaha
Elder Tokes: You are gay boy
Elder Tokes: Nothing from Seattle but steer and queer you farmer HAHAHAHA
DiaBahlical: Well yeah.
DiaBahlical: But I thought you were too!
DiaBahlical: After all those times you promised to fuck me.
Elder Tokes: I am King of san Marino
Elder Tokes: NO
Elder Tokes: NOT FUCK YOU LIKE WOMAN
Elder Tokes: FUCK YOU LIKE JAIL MAN
Valkos: HES KING OF QUEER, AND LOOKS LIKE UR HIS QUEEN LAWL
Elder Tokes: TAKE YOUR DIGINITY AND LIFE FORCE
DiaBahlical: I'm afraid I don't follow.
Elder Tokes: I AM TRANSCENDANCE
DiaBahlical: Yeah, you've said that.
Elder Tokes: I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID
Elder Tokes: YOU SAID YOUA RE GAY
Valkos: LOL YOU'VE SAID THAT IS INCORRECT
Elder Tokes: I WIL KILL YOU I SWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Valkos: YO EVAN
Elder Tokes: Youa re from seattle
Elder Tokes: You are Frasier Crane
Elder Tokes: I am Carl jung
Elder Tokes: You suck my dick now
Valkos: I AM SIGMUND FRUED
DiaBahlical: Whoa, but Carl Jung is dead...
DiaBahlical: You guys are both dead?
Elder Tokes: It was fake
DiaBahlical: I didn't know ghosts played League.
Elder Tokes: I got tired of being celebrity hunk
Valkos: I GOT YOUR PSYCHOANALYSIS THEORY RIGHT HERE
DiaBahlical: Wait, so Carl Jung faked his own death?
Elder Tokes: Yes I did
Elder Tokes: And become King of San Marino
DiaBahlical: But he'd be dead by now anyway.
Elder Tokes: DO YOU NOT LISTEN?!?!?!?!?!
Elder Tokes: I AM TRANSCENDANCE
DiaBahlical: So by doing this transcendent dance, you've managed to live for over 130 years?
DiaBahlical: Tell me more!
Elder Tokes: OVer 1,300 years
DiaBahlical: Not that kind of more!
Elder Tokes: If I tell you I have to kill
Elder Tokes: Which I will do already
DiaBahlical: So, what's the problem then?
Elder Tokes: I hate you
DiaBahlical: Aw.
Elder Tokes: I found your IP
Elder Tokes: Big mistake
Elder Tokes: I AM KING
Elder Tokes: I AM TRANSCENDANCE
Elder Tokes: PREPARE TO DIE
DiaBahlical: Aw, he left.
DiaBahlical: Well Valkos, despite your antics, I'm still awarding victory to you.
DiaBahlical: So congratulations.